Our Own Darth Vader

 

America now has a Darth Vader of its own.  He’s tall, he’s black, and you can’t see his face because he’s wearing a black face mask and a plastic face shield.  If he gets the heavy breathing as part of his repertoire, he will no doubt terrify our enemies!

Soon, all federal employees will probably be similarly attired, by federal mandate.  Will that include our military as well?  Our fighter pilots already fill the bill, with helmets on, face shields down, and oxygen masks in place.

And it’s official.  All American school children should be masked and separated by plexiglass shields for the 2021-2022 school year. “All vil be vell if ve just just OBEY ORDERS!” Says our Commander in Chief, Führer Biden, unt his stooge, “Round Heels Harris”.

Why is all this going on?  There is a new strain of the Covid-19 virus called the “Delta Variant”.   It is apparently more contagious that the original strain, but much less harmful, basically like a mild cold.  No matter! We can be controlled just as we were last year.  And by the way, pay no attention to the masses of illegal aliens streaming across our southern border and being distributed around our nation!  It’s xenophobic, even racist to ask if they test positive for Covid-19 or have been fully vaccinated.

Our enemies watch all this with amazement, I’m sure.  Not only won’t we oppose their schemes for world domination, we will assist them.  Well, some of us will. Others will stand up and expose this insanity.  Which are you?  You don’t have much time to decide before that becomes a moot point.